»»Boobanna once went to a five star hotel, ate to his fill, the waiter arrived with the bill.
Waiter: What's this sir?! You are giving me your ration card..
Boobanna: Well, you people have printed on the board yourselves, "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED".. Now accept this.

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Boobanna: I want to propose a girl. Which is the best location for such an occasion?
Raamanna: Inside a temple..
Boobanna: A temple?! Why so..
Raamanna: Sandals or other footwear are not allowed inside temples..

»»Once, Boobanna visited the famous Mysore Palace with friends. He was tired of walking, and found a very comfortable "seat" to rest.
Palace Guard: Hey, you why are you sitting on Tippu Sulthan's throne? Get down immediately!
Boobanna: Okay, okay.. Why are you shouting at that? I will get down when he comes. I'm tired now, go bother someone else..

»»Boobanna took Raamanna for a ride, when he got a brand new motorbike..
Raamanna(shouting): Hey, Boobanna! You fool! Do you want to kill us both today?! Why the hell are you driving so insanely fast? I'm scared to death..
Boobanna: Hey, why are you screaming? If you scared, then just shut your eyes, just as I have..

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Raamanna: Hey, why on earth are you poking a hole through the umbrella?
Boobanna: Raamanna, You fool! How then, will I know if the rain has stopped?

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Saint: Where is god?
Little Boobanna: In our bathroom, sir!
Saint: What nonsense! Who said that?
Little Boobanna: I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

»»Once Boobanna met with an accident while driving a tempo..
Police: How did this happen? What's the cause for this accident?
Boobanna: Don't know sir! I was fast asleep then..

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Teacher: Boobanna, Give an example for coincidence.
Little Boobanna: My parents got married on the same day..

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Boobanna: What is the height of stupidity?
Raamanna: Hmm... How tall are you?

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Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Little Boobanna: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What nonsense?!
Little Boobanna: You yourself said yesterday, that it's H to O!

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Boobanna's Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Little Boobanna: That's why I always say, she's a useless teacher!

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Little Boobanna: Dad, teacher asked me today whether I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Boobanna's Father: That's nice of her to take such an interest.
So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, son?
Boobanna: Nothing much.. She just said ... 'Thank goodness!'

38 »» Boobanna took a trip to Bangalore to meet his old friend Devanna. While in a hotel, a Devanna said,.
"Hey," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a coffee. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Okay, that sounds good," said Boobnanna.
Devanna: "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
Boobanna scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who was it?"
"It was ME!!" chuckled Devanna.
So Boobanna paid for the coffee.

Back in Mangalore, Boobanna went to a hotel to spot Chomanna.
"Chomanna!," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a coffee. If you can't, you have to buy me one. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Chomanna.
"Ok,"  said Boobanna, "my father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
Chomanna thought for a while, and said, "I give up, who was it?"
Boobanna: "It was Devanna in Bangalore!"
 

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Boobanna's Mother: Where r u going?
Little Boobanna: I'm going join the army.
Boobanna's Mother: But, you are only an infant.
Little Boobanna: That's okay mother! I'm going to join the infantry.

36»»  Boobanna falls in love with a nurse.
He finally writes a love letter to her: "I love u sister."

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