38 »» Boobanna took a trip to Bangalore to meet his old friend Devanna. While in a hotel, a Devanna said,.
"Hey," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a coffee. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Okay, that sounds good," said Boobnanna.
Devanna: "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
Boobanna scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who was it?"
"It was ME!!" chuckled Devanna.
So Boobanna paid for the coffee.

Back in Mangalore, Boobanna went to a hotel to spot Chomanna.
"Chomanna!," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a coffee. If you can't, you have to buy me one. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Chomanna.
"Ok,"  said Boobanna, "my father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
Chomanna thought for a while, and said, "I give up, who was it?"
Boobanna: "It was Devanna in Bangalore!"
 

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Boobanna's Mother: Where r u going?
Little Boobanna: I'm going join the army.
Boobanna's Mother: But, you are only an infant.
Little Boobanna: That's okay mother! I'm going to join the infantry.

36»»  Boobanna falls in love with a nurse.
He finally writes a love letter to her: "I love u sister."
 

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35>>Boobanna's declaration: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give the same advice to my children also.

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34>>
Once Boobanana bought a car. He took his friends Ramanna, Chomanna & Bheemanna for a ride in it.. After the ride,
Boobanna: How did you like my car?
Bheemanna & Chomanna: Wonderful! I say, there is no other car like this on earth...
Boobanna: Of course!! That's the specialty of my car!
Ramanna: Yes yes, that is what they were trying to tell.. Its the only car on earth whose every part makes loud noises instead of the horn!

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Ramanna:What is the color of Rama & Krishna??
Boobanna: They are all green in color.
Ramanna: Why??
Boobanna: Because all say "Haré Raam, Haré Krishna!!"

[Note:: (*Hara हरा (in Hindi हिन्दी): Green color; Haré/Hara हरा/हरॆ (in Hindi हिन्दी): Green colored; Haré Raama, Haré Krishnaa: A Bhajan भजन (prayer)]

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It was Boobanna's first travel in a plane. He had asked the experiences of flight from people who had already traveled by a plane. He went in the plane, sat by the window seat, & saw outside..
Boobanna: Wow!! They were true! People really look like ants from here..
Air Hostess: They ARE really ants! The flight has not yet taken off!!

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31>>
Boobanna had come home after a train journey with a headache & was taking rest..
Ramanna: Why Boobanna! What happened? Was the trip so tiring??
Boobanna: What to tell you now.. I get headache whenever I travel by the train if I sit at the seat will will be at the opposite direction of motion of the train..
Ramanna: If that was the case, you could have told the person sitting in the opposite seat facing you your problem & asked to exchange seats..
Boobanna: I thought of doing so.. But there was nobody at the opposite seat..

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Once Boobanna was travelling by train. He went to the toilet in the train, opened tthe door, saw his reflection in the mirror, thought there was somebody inside, said, "Sorry!", & came back to his seat.
    After some time, he went back to the toilet, & the same thing happned again, then again, & again....
Then, the ticket collector(T.C) came there..
Boobanna: There is someone in that toilet from the last half an hour & is not coming out.. I cant control anymore..
The T.C went to that toilet, opened the door, saw inside,  said, "Sorry", came back & said,
T.C: I am sorry, I cant do much to help. The person in there is a T.C, just like me.. You may use the other toilets in the next bogie..
    Fortunately, for Boobanna, the toilet of the next bogie did not have any mirror kept inside it..


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Once Boobanna & Chomanna went to a park. They were very impressed by the fishes in the pond.
Chomanna: What will happen to the fishes if the pond catches fire??
Boobanna: Nothing.. They will just climb the trees & get saved...
 

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28>>
Once Boobanna underwent a minor stomach operation. Before discharge, the doctor took one more X-Ray & discovered that they had left a rubber glove in his stomach by mistake.
Doctor: Boobanna! We are sorry for the mishap & we will have to operate on you again to remove the glove.
Boobanna: Oh! Why do you worry for such a silly thing?! Here take this money & buy yourself a new one..

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Once Boobanna & friends went to a tour. They came a very old temple..
Ramanna: This is a 4000 year old temple..
Boobanna: That's impossible you fool!! It is just 2007 now!!