• Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai...
(In Hindi:: हिन्दी मॆ::)
दुनिया गोल है:: चूहा बिल्ली से डरती हैॆ, बिल्ली कुत्ते से डरती है, कुत्ता आदमी से दरता है, आदमी बीवी से दरता है, ऒर बीवी चूहॆ से डरती हॆ !! दुनिया गॊल है..

• (Hindi-English mixed sms)
स्कूल की life 10+2 तक,
College की life, पड़ो जब तक;
Love की life शादी तक;
लेकिन हमारि दॊस्ती.. 31 February तक!
जब आयेगि, तब तोड़ॆंगे..

• Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

•  A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai......  I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai!

•  Actual call centre conversation !!!!!
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.

•  When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

•  Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!
(In Hindi:: हिन्दी मॆ::)
गान्धीगिरी की सफ़लता के बाद, पेश है, मेसेजगिरी ! जिस्मॆ आप मेसेज करॆं या ना करॆं, हम मेसेज भेजते रहेंगे.. कभी तो आपको शरम आयेगी!

•  Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!

•  Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.
In Hindi(हिन्दी मैं)/Urdu::
हंसी के लिये घम कुर्बान, खुशि के लिये आंसू कुर्बान, दॊस्त के लिये जान भी कुर्बान.. अगर दॊस्त की गर्ल्फ़्रेन्द मिल जाये, तो साला दॊस्त भी कुर्बान!!

•  Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !

• Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcomed.

•  Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual & well-behaved persons... Just wanna thank you for breaking the monotony!

•  Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...

• There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.

• Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

• Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

• A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

• Asmaan mai tum ho, samundar mai tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa mai tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain!
(In Hindi:: हिन्दी मॆ::)
आस्मान मॆ तुम हॊ, समन्दर मॆ तुम हॊ, ज़मीन पे तुम हॊ, हवा मॆ तुम हॊ, जहा भी देखू तुम ही तुम हॊ. डॊमेक्सवाली आन्टी टीक कहती थी.. कीटाणू हर जगह हॊतॆ है..!!

• Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

• If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

• A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.

• Men who don’t understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

• Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

• A nice quote:: Keep all your troubles in your pocket, but be sure that your pocket has a hole in it.

• Don't keep me in your heart..
But keep me in your brain..
becoz....
More EMPTY space means more fun to live in!!
(In Hindi हिन्दी: rehne ki jagah jitni khaali ho, rehne mein utna hi mazaa aata hai!!
रहनॆ की जगह जितनी खाली हॊ, रहनॆ मॆ उतना ही मज़ा आता है)

• When you are up in your life, your friends know who you are.
   When you are down, you come to know who your friends are.