Pradeepzone Funzone::SMS Zone [Page-7]

• #SMILE#

S-Sets you free!

M-Makes you special!

I-Increases your face value!

L-Lifts up your spirits!

E-Erases all your tensions!

SO KEEP SMILING!! :-)

• 5 reasons why we are friends.....

Thappad maaru kya?

Our friendship is unconditional!

Reason dhoond rahe ho!

Sharam nahi aati? :-)

• The Government has decided that all smart, cute, good looking people should be thrown out of the country....

.......

Dont worry.. u r safe..

But what about me....

• When you feel lonely..

CHEER UP!! Go to the mirror & say..

WOW!!

I'M REALLY CUTE!!

U will overcome your sadness..

But don't make it a habit..

Coz LIARS so to Hell!!

• Ek ghar main do pagal the..

Ek ka naam tha "main pagal". Dusre ka naam tha "tu pagal".

"tu pagal" ghar se bahar chala gya toh ghar main kaun bacha??

Has mat.. Jawab de..

• A Butterfly lives only for few days..

But still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts.

Each moment in life is Precious..

Live happy & win many hearts..

• Your future depends on your dreams..

So switch off your mobile & go to SLEEP!!

Good Night!!

• The golden idea of KISS is when u type the word KISS in ur cell's dictionary, it will automatically tell where exactly u have to kiss.!

Try & ENJOY!

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star.. Kitna soyega uth jaa yaar..

Up above the world so high.. the sun hs risen in the sky..

Uthke jaldi peele Chaai!.. Then u call me n say Hi!!

Good Morning Lazybones..

• A SOAPY LOVE STORY:

Lux & Rexona r lovers living in 501 & 555 apartments, Areal street. Lux's father Cinthol, mother Hamaam opposed thier marriage. They fixed his marriage with Pears. But, Rexona's father Lifebuoy & mother Santoor decided to make Lux & Rexona's marriage in regester office. Rexona's uncle Rin, aunty Nirma signed as witnesses. Rexona's grandpa Henko, grandma Chandrika congrat the newly wed couples. 1 year later Rexona gave birth to twins. They named the babies Johnson & Johnson..

• Nazar se door rahne waale ne mujhe dil se bhi door kar diya..

kabhi waada kiya tha mujhe hamesha hasane ka, aaj usiki yaadon ne hame rula diya..

• Pyar main koi ruswaa kar gaye..

khush te akele magar zindagi tanha kar gaye..

Jee lete hum unke bina.. Lekin woh bedard

DIL todke tukde bhi saath le gaye..

• A foriegner had a very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said..

"Now I understand why Indians use water!! Tissue paper can catch Fire!!"

• Gold rate keeps on increasing day by day..

I'm so.. so worried about you my friend..

You be careful.. Someone may kidnap you..

Becoz you are a 24carat GOLDEN HEARTED PERSON.