• Thought for all:
Thermometers aren't the only things that are graduated & get degrees without having brains..


• One thing I likke about you is..
Tum har kaam apna DIL lagake karte ho..

Kyun ki..
Tere paas dimaag ka option hi nahi hai!!

 
• Sardar went to an STD/ISD/PCO shop & slapped the operator twice...!!
Y??
Because it was written that..
"Number dial karne se pehle 2 LAGAO"

 
• Ek ajeeb sa manzar nazar aata hai,
Har ek quatra samandar nazar aata hai,
Kahaan banaaun main makaan sheeshey ka..
Har ek ke haath mein pathar nazar aata hai..

 
• Jab tak hum jiya karenge, aapko yaad kiya karenge..
Agar mar bhi gaye toh kya.. Hum YAMRAJ ke mobile se sms kiya karenge..!!

 
• Ek bar ek ladki gali mein akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka saamne aaya, dono bilkul paas aa gaye..
Ladka side ho gaya, ladki chali gayi..
Moral: Sab ladke teri tarah kameene nahi hote..

 
• LOVE is beautiful, wonderful& amazing..
You feel its the best thing in the world...

Until.. It happens to your daughter!!

 
• Aspire to acquire the desire you admire,
But if in the process you perspire, don't retire
But befire to acquire that desire that you admire!!

 
• As you sail through life, don't avoid storms & rough waters..
Just let it pass.. Just keep on sailing..
Always remember.. Calm seas never make skillful sailors..

 
• Zindagi udhaas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad rakho,
Is se bada hamaare liye koi inaam nahi..

 
• You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = amazing
You = Sweet
You = Cute
You = Genius
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
You..

Sorry Wrong Number.

 
• Dil se dil ka sauda na karna..
Raat bhar kisi ki yaad mein na jagna..
Agar zindagi sukoon se guzaarni ho toh..
Kabhi kisi se Mohabbat na karna..

 
• Men always need a beautiful, intelligent, caring, loving, adjustable, cooperative wife..

But what to do.. The law allows only ONE wife!!

 
• Likhu kuch aaj yeh waqt ka takaaza hai..
Dil ka dard abhi bhi taaza hai..
Gir padte hain aansu mere kaagaz par,
Lagta hai kalam main syahi kam, Ishq zyaada hai..


• Friends are those,
Who care without hesitation,
Who love without limitation,
Whogive without expectation
& even remember without communication..

• Sardar: Panditji! Yeh tere sir pe choti kyun?
Pandit:Yeh mera antenna hai! Is se mujhe vichaar aate hain..
Sardar: Kamaal hai! Mere sar pe Dish antenna hai phir bahi kuch nahi aata hai..

• Thought for the day:
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires someone to take it off!

• Bi-pa-sa desk k har naagrik ko milni chahiye..
Bi-pa-sa ko paana hamaara adhikaar hai..
Bi-pa-sa har shehar har gaon ko milni chahiye..
Bi-pa-sa bole toh..
Bi-jli
Pa-ni
Sa-dak

• Birds living by a lake will fly away when the lake dries up..
But a Lotus that grows in the same lake will die with the dried leke..
True friends are just like the Lotus..
 
• Jeevan ka har ek paristhiti mein hamare paas do raaste hote hain..
1. Bhaag lo (Run Away)
&
2. Bhaag lo (Participate)
Choice is yours..
 
• Hi!! Are you free on February 14th?
Can you meet me on that day?
Pleez.. I want to take you out..
Seriously..
For the POLIO dose!! Do boond zindagi ke!!

• Dard ko Dard se na deko, Dard ko bhi Dard hota hai,
Dosti meinkabhi Dard nahi hota, Kyunki.. Dard mein bhi Dost Humdard hota hai..

• Whenever you share the goodness in your heart, you always end up winning hearts.. Life is an echo.It gives back what you have given..

 
• Ek lafz mein kya karu tarif aapki,
Aap lfzonmein kaise sama paaoge..
Bas itna jaan lo jab log poochenge dosti cheez kya hai,
Meri aankon mein sirf TUM nazar aaoge..

 
• Rootna mat humse, Hume manaana nahi aata,
Door na jaana humse, Hume bulaana nahi aata,
Tum hume bhool jaao, tumhari marzi, Magar hum kya kare..
Humko Bhulaana bhi nahi aata..