• Jeevan ke kathin raaston pe kaun apna saath nibhaata hai??
Mummy/Papa?
Nahi.
Husband/Wife?
Nahi.
Friends??
Nahi, Nahi, Nahii..

Apne CHAPPAL!!

• How to avoid bad dreams at night?
Simple!! Don't remember YOUR face before you go to sleep!!
& Absolutely don't see YOUR face in the mirror before you sleep!!

• Sajte rahe khushiyon ki mehfil,
Har mehfil khushi se bharte rahe,
Aap zindagi mein itne khush rahe,
Ki khushi bhi aapki deewani bani rahe..

• Mere dil ka hai "Condition"
Jisme  nahi kisi ko "Permission"
Sirf aap jaise dost ko hai "Admission"
Woh bhi binaa "Donation"

• Tu nahi toh zindagi mein kya reh jaayega,
Duur tak tanhaayion ka silsilaa reh jaayega,
Har kadam pe saath chalna ay dost,
Warna tera yeh dost tanha mar jaayega..

• Ladkiyon ki ada humko pasand nahi,
Ladkiyon sebaatein karna pasand nahi,
Woh toh aane waale bachchon ki zidd hai mummy chaahiye,
warna humko shaadi karna pasand nahi!!

• Waade karte hain, kasme khaate hain,
Phir bhi na jaane log kyun saath chod jaate hain..
Hume toh takllef hoti hai phool todne mein bhi,
Na jaane log Dil kaise tod jaate hain..

• Mere wajood mein kaash tu utar jaaye,
Main dekhoon kahin bhi, aur tu nazar aa jaaye,
Tu ho saamne, aur waqt thehar jaaye,
Yeh zindagi tujhe yuhin dekhte hue guzar jaaye..

• Life has its own matters to worry about every day.
But thinking of someone in between & wanting to hear from them,
Makes them BEST FRIENDS.

• Sun with yellow light, Trees with chill breeze,
Birds with sweet sounds, & Myself with a sweet wish..
Good Morning..

• Success is like your own shadow..
If you try to catch it, you will never succeed.
Ignore it & walk in your own way..
It will follow you.

• Sometimes the road traveled turns out to be more beautiful than the destination reached!
Enjoy leading your life no matter what it urns out to be..

• Each drop of tear is more costly than anything in the world..
But everyone cannot know the value until they have tears in their own eyes for someone.

• New punishment for mobile users.
Misscall ke liye jail,
sms ke liye faansi,
Call ke liye umarkaid,
Tum mat daro..
KANJOOSON ke liye to ek lakh ka inaam hai..

• The 4 looks of life:
Look back & get experience,
Look forward & see hope,
Look around & find reality,
Look within & find confidence.

• Balance ka sangrah karke kya payega mitr?
Balance ka moh chod aur sms kar mitr..
Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne mein hi Swarg ki praapti hai!
- Swami Messageananda.

• Making a million friends is not a miracle.
The real miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you,
when a million are against you.

• Na duur rehne se rishtey toot jaate hain,
Na paas rehne se woh jud jaate hain..
Yeh to dosti ka pakka bandhan hai,
Isiliye tum hame, aur hum tumhe yaad aate hain..

• In life, we have a lot to loose & very little to choose.
whenever you get a chance to choose, do it wisely and see that you never loose what you choose.

• Is duniya mein 2 type ke dost hote hain:
Ek dost PYAARA hota hai, Doosra BAHUT PYAARA hota hai.
PYAARE dost ne sms bheja hai, aur BAHUT PYAARA dost sms padh raha hai..

• If you learn from your mistake, then you are really Intelligent..
But, if you learn from somebody else's mistake, then you are truly a Genius.

• To prove his LOVE,
He swam the DEEPEST rivers!
Climbed the HIGHEST mountains!
Crossed the HOTTEST deserts!!

She..
DIVORCED him!!!!
Because,
He was NEVER at HOME!!!!

• Zakhm aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi..
Aag aisi lagayi, ki paani bhi bhuja na paayi,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke,
Jinhe hamari yad kabhi na aayi..
 
• Tumne na suni dhadkan hamaari,
Par humne mehsoos ki saasein tumhaari..
Itne door hokar bhi kareeb ho tum mere,
Shaayad yahi hai khush naseebi hamaari..